Dilligaffed

A term used to describe someone, who having left the protection of a group of their own accord, then wishes to return to the group, only to be be rejected (and ridiculed for their stupidity).

If you leave America to live in China, and then decide you don't like Chinese food, but America won't let you return to live there, you are, without doubt, a 'Dilligaf'

Bob: 'John wants to come with us to the Pub'
Bill: 'Hasn't John got a Man-Bag?'
Bob: 'Yes'
bill: 'Then he can get royally Dilligaffed!'

by RedFaction October 6, 2011

Dilligaf

It means does it look like i give a fuck

Me:so are you gonna give me your homework today
Sandy:dilligaf

by Dilligaf104 November 21, 2019

dilligaf

do I look like I give a flock? unflappable

Resistant to calls for action by fanatics and haters skeptical

Confident enough in your own judgment and values to ignore reckless mob psychology centered

When extremists and haters try to excite you onto their path,
the simplest response is dilligaf.

by gaffe-free October 15, 2015

DILLIGAF

This word means “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK???”

Becky: (walks up to her boyfriend, Todd, who’s playing video games)
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)

Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”

by DarkHumoredLilly June 2, 2018

DILLIGAF

Dildo is left legal if gays are free

Friend: “dude my dildo is illegal in school, there must be a way I can bring it and not get arrested”

Other Friend: “um dude don’t you know the new rule, dilligaf”

by BackStreetBoi7 July 8, 2019

dilligaf

does it look like i give a fuck

karen: u r ugly
me: dilligaf

by yourmydadwoogiewoogiewoogie July 26, 2019

DILLIGAF

DILLIGAF is an acronym meaning ”do I look like I give a f***”

Brad: Omg Karen my dad died

Karen: Dilligaf brad

by Omg-blankets November 10, 2019