Dingleschmaltz

The mixed emotions of anxiety, melancholy, and excitement brought on by the holiday season.

I feel all dingleschmaltz when I see the Hallmark commercials on tv.

by YargMeHearties November 5, 2014

dinglesauce

when someone wants to shove a finger up your ass with sauce on it

hey sir would you like to dinglesauce me;)

by dinglesauce June 16, 2020

diggletron

1. To become a small green alien that nibbles on children's toes.

2. A type of grickle grass that is poisonous.

1. Oh no! That diggletron has eaten Sam's toes!

2. Be careful of the diggletron, you could die.

by PARKER THE NERD June 21, 2023

Nigglet-Digglet

Any African-American in an excavation crew

"You know tyrone?"
"Yeah"
"Hes a Nigglet-Digglet now"

by NiggletDigglet August 19, 2018

Dingleslaps

Normally found on longhaired felines, the dingleslap results from clumping of dried dung in 1 to 2inch long fur, usually around the animal's hindquarters. This initial clump secures whole patches of fur and twists into a braid-like formation which encapsulates the dungball at its end and acts as a tether, allowing the dingleberry to slap against kitty's arse when he walks.

Bearman had some wicked-long dingleslaps before Emf started brushing them out, producing a berry patch that weighed almost three kilos and stank like a thousand turkey carcasses rotting in their own dunk.

by Spanky MacKockleberry May 20, 2009

diggle dawg

A cursed word that white people should never say, and black people can barely get away with it, but only if their really rich.

dumbass wigger: wazzup my homeslice diggle dawg?
you:gesundheit!
dumbass wigger: hey yo, that ain't cool,ya dig?
you:you should see a doctor about that cold.

by Cameron maugh,but im known as cam January 26, 2008

dirk diggler

the best person ever

dirk diggler is so cool

by dirkmfdiggler November 9, 2018