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Dickening

Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you
Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist
by Chady Chaderson August 14, 2019
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Mack Dicking

The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.
David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"

Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
by steveymac December 13, 2016
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Blog Dicking

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!
That mofo blog dicker 'responded' to my comment saying, "Hey come visit my blog it's better!".

I hate blog dicking.
by Noeli July 18, 2007
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dicking it

Dicking It
verb

\dik\iŋ\ˈit\

1. you completed a task successfully or got something right, pulled something off against all odds or cares.

"Joe Namath's fur coat at NFL Super Bowl XLVIII was dicking it."

2. make (someone) feel admiration and respect.

3. make a mark or design on (an object) using the Penis or act; imprint.

"The way he was dicking it, no other man could ever please her again"

synonyms: make an impression on, have an impact on, influence, affect, move, stir, rouse, excite, inspire;dazzle, awe, overawe, take someone's breath away, amaze, astonish;

antonym: disappoint, FAIL, sucks, fucked up
1. "Joe Namath's fur coat at NFL Super Bowl XLVIII was dicking it."

2. "Man, I was in complete awe at the way Tony Grown was dicking it last night, I need some definite pointers."

3. "The way he was dicking it, no other man could ever please her again"
by eclectic313 February 3, 2014
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urban dicking around

The time of day, usually during a boring geography or technology lesson when one to three people, usually massive lads, spend their 40 minutes of education on urban dictionary laughing at all the bant uploaded by everyone.
lad1: hey m8, we've got tech now
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!

lad2: BANTER!

*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!
by chickenwizzard December 7, 2009
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Skinny Dicking

Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.
by dickstellar June 4, 2015
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hot dicking

Synonym for hot sex. The act of dicking is defined as engaging in intercourse.
by Arielesbian July 29, 2006
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