dashboard confessional

I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.

I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!

by Anonymous August 22, 2004

dashboard confessional

The greatest band ever formed
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dashboard confessional is awesome like cheese pie ;)

by cheesemepie April 22, 2006

Dashboard Confessional

Man, why are people hating Dashboard. :| I'll backhand you all. I mean I am in love with them, but i listen to other stuff, too.

"... though the sparkle is gone your smile is in place so that everyone watching will see..."

by eMiLy <3 May 19, 2004

Dashboard Girl

A girl who posts pictures of their car's dashboard and steering wheel on their story twice a week just to remind everyone that they can drive. The pictures also sometimes feature a set of stiletto nails and a time stamp to emphasise how cool they are.

Person 1: Did you see Jess' story last night?
Person 2: No, was it a picture of her dashboard again?
Person 1: Of course, she's a dashboard girl.

by Sue Nami December 30, 2018

Dashboard Confessional

Quite possibly the best emo band ever!

Dude, have you heard of Dashboard Confessional? They are quite possibly the best emo band ever!

by Scott Hubbard December 6, 2003

dashboard confessional

godlike... Chris is amazing live!

by Kelly September 3, 2003

dashboard confessional

A really good band. They may be considered "emo" but that doesn't mean they encourage people to self harm while listening to their songs. I believe they have a lyric that says "But I am cleaning up so well..."
SO maybe before you slag them off any more you should do your research.
A man who sings about his feelings is sexier than one who isn't intelligent enough to write them down and therefor disses guys who can.

Those who can't, critisize. It's called Jealousy.

by Fay May 13, 2005