The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.
After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.
by Doubleghost August 8, 2025

When someone is dick riding another person so hard, they are like a division one athlete at dick riding.
“He’s literally the best at 2K bro no one here is beating him on everything.” “Nah bro that’s D1, you glazin him ong.”
by Idm.jay on TT don’t attack me October 23, 2023

Means “Day Ones”, but can also be interpreted as “Division Ones”, it refers to friends who you’ve known for a long time.
by aceless666 November 16, 2024

by RAHHHH523 February 5, 2024

When a guy named Zach revs his car so much. To the point where he holds his phone out with his Snapchat link. Further inspection, he’s posted up in an alley looking like a D1 sketch.
by skinnytop21 August 10, 2024

A derogatory reference to a Large, big boned, always hungry, thick pawg (phat ass white girl) that has enough manly features and behavior that could easily pass for a male division one college football athlete. Specifically an offensive - defensive lineman that has janky, trailer park, lower class attitude or demeanor.
Okie J: Bro we should find some party supplies, got a hook up?
John Owen: Call D1… ya know … D1 Darcy. That big girl tall Amazon looking defensive tackle with tits a few streets over.
Okie J: Haha.. u mean the ugly chick one that’s like 6’3 370lbs with a mustache and short hair.
John Owen: No that’s her cousin, D1 Darcy is Phat assed one with the weird tat… you know her, the girl next door, that should have played college football.
Okie J: Damn Darcy could have went D1. Alabama or Oklahoma maybe!
John Owen: Call D1… ya know … D1 Darcy. That big girl tall Amazon looking defensive tackle with tits a few streets over.
Okie J: Haha.. u mean the ugly chick one that’s like 6’3 370lbs with a mustache and short hair.
John Owen: No that’s her cousin, D1 Darcy is Phat assed one with the weird tat… you know her, the girl next door, that should have played college football.
Okie J: Damn Darcy could have went D1. Alabama or Oklahoma maybe!
by Squirtysquirts November 29, 2023
