F.T.F.D.

Failure to Follow Directions

"Ashley didn't read the instructions at the top of her lab tech test and got an F due to F.T.F.D."

by phantomchains July 7, 2014

b.f.t.d

b:best
f:friends
t:till
d:death

u r such my b.f.t.d

by b.f June 27, 2008

D.F.T.

Definite Fleacollar Tanline- a girl who is dog ugly

"You see Hills girl last night?"
"Yeah. Nice ass but she had a D.F.T."

by Dragonracer September 11, 2006

C.T.F.D

Calm the fuck down

Like oh my gawd becky C.T.F.D it is not that serious

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018

P.T.F.D.

A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.

Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter

by Steve Steve Steve September 9, 2018

P.T.F.D.

A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.

Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter

by Steve Steve Steve September 9, 2018

F.T.D.G.T.C

“Fuck The Dicks, Get The Chiks.”

F.T.D.G.T.C….. fuck the dicks get the chicks….. (use it in a cheers,)

by BriLeeEva February 19, 2022