Troll Currency 

The currency that trolls use. If a troll says they bought something, it was bought using troll currency, because they're trolling you. They bought nothing. 1 unit in troll currency is equivalent to exactly .00012 US dollars.

"I can not tell you if you got ripped off in your magic carpet purchase because I can not mentally convert troll currency to pesos"

Troll Currency by monique572 December 6, 2009

conversational currency 

Using facts, links, photos, videos and articles as units of exchange across social networks.

"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."

conversational currency by Aplusbar January 27, 2010

cupcake currency 

When corporations try to keep their young staff happy by subsidising meagre incomes with baked goods.

Startup culture has created a generation of pre-diabetics who are subsidised with cupcake currency.

cupcake currency by ladyluck81 August 12, 2014

gay currency 

1 dilldo= 1 doller
1 cock= 3 dollers
1 foot long caucasion penis= 5 dollers
1 wood-chiped cented, slightly misted, perfectly rounded, ball sack= 100 doller
1 ounce of freshly baked, warm, wild berry sour flavored white spurm= 1 hamilton
1 strand of a pube = 5 cents.
1 lieter of wonder cheese (cheese located under your nuts) = 10 dollers.

No tax on food!

Gay Currency

gay currency by BOSnd417 March 18, 2010

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY-The Universal Currency is a "Booster Currency" evolved to increase any and all multi-currencies but particularly the US Dollar based upon a tertiary system of Potential, Product and Promissory; this monetary system never declines and always increases in interest(s) and is collateraled by a specified value, "Living Will" and Degree of Trust(s) that is evident in the Sovereign Practice of this/these Competent Transaction(s) formulated on the PSM-Universal (Private Stock Market).

The "Universal" is the official Universal Currency of Liddell's M.S.E. & Referral Agency in the United States of America, a "Sovereign Nation" backed by its proclivity to Transact the Universal Will through the Universe's inclination of/for Potential.

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY by SCIENTIST February 5, 2019

Junkie Currency 

Drugs

Drugs are junkie currency.

Junkie Currency by Rarely Satisfied May 26, 2021

snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

snail currency by this is my definition July 5, 2021