CUNCH

A COUCH THAT REMINDS ME OF YOUR MOTHER!!!

I visited the antique furniture store today & i came across a beautiful cunch that reminded me of your mother.

by SQUIRRELED333 March 28, 2023

Cunch

To keel over from an anaphylactic reaction from a chair.

I was cunched over hard last night after eating a peanut.

by chris117 April 13, 2023

cunch

noun. a respectable or admirable person (abbr "country's finest")

Don't say anything bad about Pitt, he's a total cunch.

by Meg Holiday March 22, 2024

Cunch

The act of aggressively slamming the abdomen against a person, or object and crush it with the ab muscles. Whether that be using the abs themselves, or through other means if pressure.

"The body builder cunched the man's head"

by SFAntasy January 17, 2022

Cunch

A word meaning a punch to the cunt

She received a swift cunch from the woman she insulted.

by Sheldon Settle May 23, 2021

cunch

When a guy or girl softly chews on your dick

Guy : how did it go last night?
Girl : It was fine, i gave him cunch

by Wack cunch April 1, 2022