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cumsterbate

The act of using ones semen as a lubricant for genital or anal stimulation.
I want you to cumsterbate with me!

Do you wanna cumsterbate?
I just cumsterbated.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm cumsterbating.
by DerBearr_ November 24, 2015
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Cumster

A monster that is made out of all of the semen you have ever ejaculated.
"Hey, honey, who is in the living room?"

"Sorry about him, its the cumster"

"SCRAT SCRUT GIVE ME YOUR NUT!"
by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 February 15, 2023
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Cumputer

A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.

Some people think they need to cumpute everything.

Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)

There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.

Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.

Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.

Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?

Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!

Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!

Would you like to cumpute a family together?

Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.

People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.

Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.

Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
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Cumster

A horny semi-terrorist gangster who decided to waste their time watching dirty porn.

A person who busts their nut harder than the attack of 9/11.

Former gangster member who fights for the government of America in foreign affairs missions

Those who founded Used Condoms Inc.
Those cumsters got swag.
Damn, that man is an official cumster.
Fuck.
They have explosive condoms!!
by perijstocia May 2, 2023
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cumster dumpster

A homie who lets his bros blow a load in his ass after a breakup or when they're feeling a little extra horny. A cumster dumpster can be gay but is most often just a really sweet straight guy
" Yeah ,after me and Michelle broke up two weeks ago, Jimmie has been my cumster dumpster"
by big tiddy goth boyfriend November 12, 2020
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Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.
My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.
by John The Savage February 19, 2015
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clumpster

When you shart in a plastic bag, poke holes in it, and squeeze it onto elderly people in wheelchairs
JOSEPH JUST PULLED A CLUMPSTER ON THAT GRANNY OVER THERE!
by aaazzure March 6, 2022
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