n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant
That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.
Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.
Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.
by thefjordsman June 15, 2009
Get the cumbler mug.Cummie daddies are the broke ass version of sugar daddies, but a hundred times more fun for the whole family, giving you not money, but what you really want in life... The cummie daddy lives, strives and dies to give you the cummies. No matter when or where you want it, cummie daddy is there with the cummies, as long as you want them bad enough.
by Cummie Daddy November 13, 2015
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Get the cummer's high mug.When an individual ejaculates and then the load changes colors similar to the way a chameleon does. This is possibly due to a birth defect or living in close proximity to a power plant.
Billy- "I was jerking the other day and after I jizzed on my stomach the jizz turned green and then purple".
Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."
Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".
Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.
Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.
Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."
Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".
Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.
Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.
by Steve the face glazer February 22, 2011
Get the Cumeleon mug.The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep.
Craig just came in his girlfriend's vagina, but instead of cuddling, he rolled over adn fell asleep. Craig has a bad case of cummeritis
by Craig S April 17, 2005
Get the cummeritis mug.The art of holding a lover in tight embrace, after one has been painted with the juices of the male orgasm, thus creating a naked body and cum sandwhich.
Wet and slippery post sex cuddles.
Wet and slippery post sex cuddles.
After he pulled out and blew a load all over my titties, we spent an hour cumdleing. It was so romantic.
He was in it for the sex, but I was in it for the cumdles.
She was going to shower after I came on her ass, but I stopped her so we could have a quick cumdle
He was in it for the sex, but I was in it for the cumdles.
She was going to shower after I came on her ass, but I stopped her so we could have a quick cumdle
by xcheesemonster October 13, 2016
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Dude1: "Remember that website you showed me 2 days ago?"
Dude2: "The one about blowjobs?"
Dude1: "Yeah bro. I just saw the cummercial today."
Dude2: "The one about blowjobs?"
Dude1: "Yeah bro. I just saw the cummercial today."
by succmastur June 12, 2017
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