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crustaceanism

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.
Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.
by Crab God February 26, 2019
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Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.
"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."
by W0lfen April 4, 2021
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Crustaceous

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."
"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"
by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007
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crack crustaceans

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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Rustacean

A Rustacean is a homosexual child predator species that is mostly found in basements. They like to lurk on the internet and rant about how rewriting every existing piece of software in Rust will improve our future and stop climate change, despite the language itself being very unreliable and unstable. Rust is so unstable that a program written in it has a 49% chance of self-destructing.

Usually a Rustacean will claim that Rust is better than C++ because it is "memory-safe," unlike C++.
In reality, Rust doesn't have any runtime memory safety checking or a garbage collector. Only the compiler predicts and warns the developer.

Rustaceans write code that simply tricks the compiler.
Rustacean: Rust is the best language out there! Not only is it low-level, but it is also memory-safe with minimal memory management. If we rewrote {software written in either C or C++} in Rust, then it would be so much better!

Ordinary developer: If you hate memory management so much, then why opt for a low-level language to begin with? There are languages like Go, C#, and Java that have nearly the same speed as a compiled language yet are actually memory-safe with garbage collection.
by BallsTwister November 21, 2022
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Crustacea

something that is weird, quirky or bad.
On a bad day your hair will look Crustacea.
That outfit is Crustacea.
by ladidadida7700 April 6, 2022
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Crustacea

something that is weird or bad
skin after a sunburn is crustacea
by ladidadida7700 April 7, 2022
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