A person that has a fire in their crotch and needs to alleviate it by doing any of the following: bitch about life and/or delivers cookies to future fathers.
by Jack Shau December 12, 2008
Get the fire crotchmug. A red-headed bastard who has the same colored pubic hair as he does all over the rest of his godforsaken body. The Female Race can not be firecrotches.
by BlackFoxx December 28, 2005
Get the Fire Crotchmug. Michelle: Hey who's that person over there with the red hair?
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.
by Meggie May 13, 2005
Get the Fire Crotchmug. by StellarMiki May 10, 2016
Get the Fire-Crotchmug. a dyke who has the reddest of red pubes
one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
yo, sheila has the best of the worst fire crotch ever! tell that bitch to close her legs, its a firey jungle!
Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
by fabby March 14, 2008
Get the fire crotchmug. The irritated inflamed skin that arises after a particularly aggressive waxing of the region of the crotch, characterised by fiery red welts.
by Fritz Walter April 18, 2009
Get the Fire crotchmug. a speicial ed teacher thts hair is hot and attidue is hotter and looks like a a fuckin druged out ho wearin 50 diferent colors lookin like a clown
by nigga i'm 4 real December 12, 2008
Get the fire crotchmug.