Cripton

When a person is talking rubbish.

Why do you come out with so much Cripton

by 01fieldo June 12, 2008

crutons

noun. A tastey treat for those who are salad tossers also known as brown turds or pieces of crap eaten by said salad tossers.

I tossed his salad and ate his crutons.

by noelle April 22, 2005

criptonic

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.

dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today

by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

peppered crutons

the small squares and powder of weed left in the bottom of the bag.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.

Tanner: "Dude, we're out of bud!!"

Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"

by Tyler Beast April 23, 2009

Cruton

noun. (croo'-tun) Alternate name for Trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs), a planetoid composed of ice and frozen space cement: possibly a corruption of the words "Tons of Crud" combined with assonance on "Pluto". See Pluton definition 2.

Clyde Tombaugh discovered the first of the Crutons at Lowell Observatory in 1930. It was named named Pluto, a planet, though it fell short of being the more massive Planet X he sought.

by MexicoDoug August 17, 2006

cruton

1. A small piece of dried bread found in salads.

2. A word to describe a guy with really cool, flippy dark hair that's pretty crazy.

1. FRICK, I just ate a cruton.
2. Look, Arturo's cruton!

by MLIA!!! March 21, 2010

coiton

certain used with a southern slang
yeah thats right you knew it jc with another head banger hah

I slang em rocks to em blocks fo coiton

by John Carter April 14, 2005