Crispy

Something very unexpected that happens, or something very weird. Primarily while high on marijuana.

That was so crispy when we saw those police when I wanted to light the bowl.

by Kraig Krakerz January 15, 2009

Crispy

When a person smells and does not take baths and does not brush teeth

This idot came to my house and he was crispy as fuck!

by ThaDeal March 30, 2011

Crispy

Another word for cool

Man that guy is crispy hanging out with those kids.

by jimb0j1290 March 1, 2009

Crispy

A completely and utterly worthless person. Someone who needs to not even be allowed to live, and should go and hide in a corner and drink some bleach. This is the type of person who likes to have oral sex with every man they see.

Oh man, that was a great time I had with Crispy last night.

by Someone who January 13, 2006

Crispy

A word to describe a sexual feeling, simular to male ejaculation.

"Tina got naked for me last night. It got me bare crispy!"

by Emily and Hami January 6, 2008

Crispy

A sexy lady, with great assets

That girl is crispy

by schnipplecreator October 14, 2012

A crispy

I person who sizzles/ burns you by constantly bailing, ghosting you, scared to face you because they know they are in the wrong.

Tony - want to go to dinner tonight?
Andrew - yep!

Andrew never shows up, texts, or appears in your life again.

Tony: damn he really pulled a crispy on me.

by A.Love.money September 6, 2019