crisco cowboy

a gay person who likes to dress in cowboy gear.

Damn look at all the CRISCO COWBOYS and the CW bar tonight !
yeah honey they are HOT ! but they'll never give us a spangle neckless, they only want to eat their OWN beef chowder !

by pooter September 15, 2004

Crisco Smile

The face a woman makes after realizing the man she has just performed oral sex on has been bathing in bacon grease.

I just bought like 10 pounds of bacon so I can give Jessica the Crisco Smile this weekend.

by BBQMcAwesome September 2, 2014

crisco gnome

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess.

2. Also used as a term to define rather short, angry and frightening obese peoples.

"That midget is quite the crisco gnome..."

by zBs September 8, 2005

crisco pumper

A racial slur for people of Mexican descent. Derived from "greaser"; another racial slur.

Racist: Look at that fucking crisco pumper, his hair shines in the sunlight!

by thestr1ker September 1, 2006

Chocolate Crisco

The can of Crisco specifically used to lubricate the hand or glove for fisting.

I accidentally used the chocolate Crisco in my cookie dough last night. They ended up tasting like latex and shit.

by Ex-domme December 20, 2010

Crisco Head

A man or woman who shines their head with a vegetable lard based formula called crisco.

Man: Wow dude look at that crisco head. his head is gleaming with crisco shine!

by Bald Heads! August 21, 2009

crotch crisco

The slimy discharge from you and your bitch girlfriend after your nut and her nut mix and the excess settles in your crotch after intercourse.

Its been two weeks since we fucked, I could have had a fish fry with all that crotch crisco.

by Zac Hulsey July 24, 2008