crapalier

Any Chevy Cavalier. A terrible, terrible car that should not be purchased or driven by anyone. Ever.

Frank: 'Concert tonight! I'll drive.'
Tom: 'No way I'm getting in your Crapalier!'

by Wyyl March 3, 2005

crapage

refers to a lot of crap.

a)wheres your maths books?
b) ah! crapage! i left em at home

by bobage December 10, 2006

Crapanese

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

cipation

Not giving a shit, as in, the opposite of anticipation.

Groom: "I'm full of cipation about our upcoming wedding."

by Phicas & Desecron April 13, 2010

crapalapadingdong

A word thats shows that tou are mad.

Awwwww,more homework? Crapalapadingdong.

by Tim April 2, 2005

crapaganda

(noun)1.Information, generally useless and biased, gained through listening to, reading, or otherwise utilizing one of the five communications companies in America2.Crapaganda is a mixture of the media moguls news and programmingagenda with advertising a.k.a. advertorial content e.g. Rupert Murdoch driving the war in Iraq on one hand and selling advertisements for gas guzzling SUV's on the other at the break)with lopsided reportage for example3. Anything that is seen heard read from Time Warner, Disney, Murdoch's News Corporation, Bertelsmann of Germany, and Viacom formerly CBS) -- who now control the media industry in the U.S. Crapaganda has little value to the ordinary citizens and consumers in the nation.

" Hey did you see that guy on Fox News try to sabotage former President Clinton by blaming him for the war in Iraq, and for not catching Bin Laden? What a bunch of crapaganda!"

by taoteqingren December 7, 2006

Crapatoa

A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now

by Bugga Stiff September 26, 2008