What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...
sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?
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Verb: To Rape, Assault, Mug, Sexually Harass, Victimize, Emotionally Traumatize, Engage in Surprise Butt-Sex, Polar Bear Hunting, with use of knife, gun, or various pointy objects. Occurs at any time of day on college campuses primarily after midnight, and is promptly reported by the local police department via email. And instead of taking measures to prevent said crime-alerts, local law enforcement officials proceed to raid bars and hand out numerous underage drinking tickets.
Jane was walking home late on a friday night, and was crime-alerted by two big dudes, with a gun. But thank God the police were at the bar to give Johnny got an underage drinking ticket.
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Get the partner in crime mug.A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005
Get the Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. mug.A pair of individuals who team up to fight bad guys; and, who (at least in the comic books) always come out victorious because they are on the side of "GOOD".
Usually both members of the team have a day job and an alter-ego or secret identity. (Because of the masked face connection) It is believed that several Luchadores (Mexican wrestlers) may moonlight as crime-fighters.
Sometimes they have cool gadgets or bigger guns or even a variety of superpowers. Airborne CRIME FIGHTING DUOs often wear designer capes which somehow make them lighter than air.
One question remains, however, when the team is two guys or two chicks. Are they QUEER? Do they sleep/shower together behind closed doors? By God, I hope not. Can we just change the subject? This is kinda creepin' me out.
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Usually both members of the team have a day job and an alter-ego or secret identity. (Because of the masked face connection) It is believed that several Luchadores (Mexican wrestlers) may moonlight as crime-fighters.
Sometimes they have cool gadgets or bigger guns or even a variety of superpowers. Airborne CRIME FIGHTING DUOs often wear designer capes which somehow make them lighter than air.
One question remains, however, when the team is two guys or two chicks. Are they QUEER? Do they sleep/shower together behind closed doors? By God, I hope not. Can we just change the subject? This is kinda creepin' me out.
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EXAMPLES:
The CRIME-FIGHTING DUO Batman and Robin were really the millionaire Bruce Wayne and his little buddy, Dick Grayson. They have matching utility belts. Huhh?
That internet CRIME-FIGHTING DUO Rodriguez and Gladys had the right idea. Why go poor fighting crime? Only bust the criminals who won't pony up some Benjamins.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto, Maxwell Smart and Agent 99, and Joe Friday with his partner Bill Gannon were classic CRIME-FIGHTING DUOs of past decades.
The CRIME-FIGHTING DUO Batman and Robin were really the millionaire Bruce Wayne and his little buddy, Dick Grayson. They have matching utility belts. Huhh?
That internet CRIME-FIGHTING DUO Rodriguez and Gladys had the right idea. Why go poor fighting crime? Only bust the criminals who won't pony up some Benjamins.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto, Maxwell Smart and Agent 99, and Joe Friday with his partner Bill Gannon were classic CRIME-FIGHTING DUOs of past decades.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006
Get the crime-fighting duo mug.1. Crimes against literacy. Typically committed on the internet, however they are often found when speaking.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.
1. your committing word crimes
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
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