Jim: "Have you noticed that Creed is such a creepace?
*Kevin lurks in the corner glancing at the doughnut Michael is eating*
Pam: "Think again, Jim."
*Kevin lurks in the corner glancing at the doughnut Michael is eating*
Pam: "Think again, Jim."
by Thelovebird January 28, 2019
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The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.
Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"
by Rob Haesloop October 17, 2005
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Get the creepcake mug.A CREEPSTER is a SOMEONE WHO GIVES OFF A Creepy Presence (See CREEPSTER Definitions #1 & #2).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
21. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
22. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
23. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
24. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters and/or Step Daughters.
25. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
26. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
27. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
28. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
29. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
30. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
31. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
32. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
21. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
22. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
23. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
24. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters and/or Step Daughters.
25. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
26. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
27. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
28. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
29. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
30. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
31. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
32. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That guy at church with the goatee beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is one Heavy Creepster.
by Tina from the BGCA August 19, 2014
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