craftingrox

A mysterious being who roams the internet.

I saw craftingrox last night!

by IMNOTYOUHAHA May 24, 2006

Cranking

The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.

'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'

Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'

'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.

'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'

by Malcom McCroat February 13, 2009

chanting

a sequence of words or syllables that are sung to the same note (monotone).

In the movie What's Love Got to do With it, Tina Turner (Angela Basset) chants.

by Red Dog August 27, 2005

Pranxting

Sending a friend a prank text message to see how they will respond. This is done by using a cell phone number that the recipient of the pranxt won't recognize. For this reason, it is best done by a group of two to three people who are really bored and feel like fucking with their friends.

It can be started by a simple "Hey, what's up?" and lead to more detailed pranxting, like "we met last Friday, remember?"

OMG, last night we sat around getting drunk and pranxting for like 2 hours. I can't believe John Doe was so desperate that he played along the whole time. He is such a ho bag. Or that Stephen actually remembered meeting the fake person we made up. He is so dumb!

by pranxting May 17, 2011

craufting

When you laugh and cry at the same time.

Omg I was so drunk I fell on the bar stool and

Hit my ass so hard that I was craufting.

by naughty nikki May 11, 2014

Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

Hardcore crafting

When arts and crafts leaves you with fins for hands. You have glitter in places you wish you didn't know could get glitter in and scissors have been used so much they are dull.

Person 1: I'm going hardcore crafting
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like fight club with out the dying.
Person 2:You broke rule #1 and #2 of fight club!

by stickydubby January 16, 2015