Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga

Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.

Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.

by Saskrocket August 5, 2019

Bloody Cowabunga

The act of pulling out a females tampon and swingin it around in the air shouting "Bloody Cowabunga"

Charlie: Hey I heard Doug have his daughter a bloody cowabunga,
Tom: Yummy!

by Elijah ellis April 9, 2020

zowabunga

Like cowabunga, but less cool. Can be used when surprised, or when you are agreeing with someone.

Person 1: Hey, I heard there's a new TMNT movie coming out!
Person 2: Zowabunga, that's awesome!

Person 1: Turtles are my favorite animal.
Person 2: Zowabunga, mine, too.

by DurnehviirStormieSmogge March 21, 2023

ciabunga

Of Italian origin. Used as a substitute for any unknown noun in a sentence to denote the fact that an absurd manner of speech is being employed.

Alternate spelling: chambunga

You filthy ciabunga!

by wobackaki July 29, 2010

Chowabunga

The act of chowing bung. Eating a girls butthole

How did it go last night? Bro totally went chowabunga.

by Cosmic Monkey September 30, 2013

kowabunga

This was a term used by Chief Thunderthud on the Howdy Doody show in the fifties. It was picked up by surfers in southern California in the late fifties, then skateboarders. Not Swahili, not Hawaiin, not Mutant Ninja Turtles - Howdy Doody.

Kowabunga Buffalo Bob! - Howdy Doody Show

Kowabunga! That was an awesome wave!

by biker6666 July 3, 2009

Kowabunga Fap

The act of masturbating in the tune of the theme song of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Finally you ejaculate as the theme song says "Turtles in a Half Shell."

Me and my girlfriend were messing around and I "Kowabunga Fapped" in her face.

by Nukeman June 15, 2010