covert dirtbag

A person who you know for sure is a prick but doesn't act like one or appear as one in public but you and only you know that person is a prick

that fucking dick head from the movie Prometheus was a covert dirtbag all along and I knew it!

by Ahshitnvm March 10, 2017

Host Covert

Another way of asking someone to commit ritual suicide with you

Bob: Jake... Please host Covert.

Jake: Fine then, *slits his throat*

by bigman2323 April 29, 2023

covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed

My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.

by effingjoey December 21, 2009

Covert

A being who can be mistaken for a pig due to their aroma.

Look at that Covert over there.

by LolURBANLOL June 12, 2021

Coverted

When someone is converted from being against the COVID-19 vaccine and automatically abandons solidarity with those who were opposed (as he/she/they) were just prior to the vaccine. A coverted person is one who did not get the vaccine due to being convinced of its scientific validity and effects, but rather for reasons of practicality or accessibility (traveling, going to restaurants, etc.). A coverted person is one that suddenly acts superior to unvaccinated persons regardless of sharing the same opinion just a day before their vaccination. A morally weak person who is ignorant and judgmental due to their recent vaccination status.

Julien coverted when he went to see his fiance in Thailand. Suddenly he couldn't empathize with the community that was uncertain about the vaccine because he was going to get laid, swim in the ocean and eat green curry.

by PetiteSaucisse July 19, 2022

Covert harassment

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is covert harassment by the CIA and FBI and their flying monkeys (partnerships in crime).

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Kobe Covert

A real ass street nigga that don’t play by the rules. He got 4 bodies and been in and out da pen. That nigga be spinnin shit and dog hoes. He also got members like Jdot Breezy he be coolin wit.

Oh shit that’s Kobe Covert we gotta get inside

by dreqo October 10, 2022