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a nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory.
I came from a country in Europe
Country by Cassius_☺ December 22, 2021

Country Roads 

A type of civil engineering used to take one home to the state of West Virginia. The radio stations that play in said area make many listeners recall there homes that are usually far away. When people drive down them they feel as though they should have been quicker, therefore being there yesterday.
Country Roads by YungTurkey December 17, 2018

Country Clubbed 

When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.
Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.

Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!

Country Roads 

The song that is said to be heard at the end of the world, as meteors fall and a poop-filled volcano erupts near you.
Country roads plays in background
"The pipes... the pipes!

...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018

country matters 

old slang term for sexual relations.

I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.
Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.
country matters by cogitheum@mac.com February 22, 2009