Counter-Strike Source

The newest Counter-Strike version that came with Half-Life 2.

Improved graphics, and physics.

Dude, wanna play some CS?
Nah, im stickin' it to CSS.

by n00b May 13, 2005

counterpertuitive

An action that is intuitive, but counterproductive to the aims or well-being of the subject.

Eric, it's highly counterpertuitive to go running around in the snow when you're intoxicated.

by Flava_Rave July 16, 2008

Counter-Hump

When one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.

First Dude- "SURPRISE! I'm so humping you right now!"

Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"

First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"

by Love Syrup June 6, 2009

Over-The-Counter Hipster

Over-The-Counter Hipsters also Cashier Hipsters who rely on their own income. Commonly found behind or "over-the-counter" as the cashier at Beacon's Closet, Ozzies, etc. Usually wearing something they may have found while on the job at Beacon's Closet. Most often found a cranky mess because they can no longer rely on their parents for money and must do it themselves, therefore, they become an Over-The-Counter or Cashier Hipster.

Beacon's Closet customer: Excuse me, I'd like to try on this funky and unusual dress shirt. Could you hold my other items here at the counter or should I bring them into the dressing room with me?

Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.

by Madeleine Gruder May 27, 2009

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.

by mpfl April 24, 2007

Counter Strike

Half – Life mod, created in 1999 also know as CS, which started off as the FPS games of the late 20th and early 21st century, and still has a few die-hard fans.
Game is comprised of terrorists and counter terrorist…
Plant Bombs, Rescue hostages, and kill each other until either the other side is eradicated or time runs out, or objective is accomplished… All this should be accomplished with refined (First person shooter) skills… acquired from hours of repetitive play
Game has negative connotations due to the repetitive nature of the Missions and Maps…
Game is polluted with cheaters and hackers who spend much of their time on the computer trying to accomplish an imaginary ultimate hacker status
Instead of terrorists vs. counter terrorists, the game has over time transformed into Hackers Vs. Non Hackers, with ever growing admin boots,,,, bans,,,,, kicks,,, and CD key black lists….
Due to , cheaters, anti cheat programs, abusive admins, bitchers, whiners and campers,
new hacks and MODS for the game are released on a daily basis thus… causing many people to refer to the game in a negative countenance.

I Played way too much CS Last night. The best FPS Game of 1999 and 2000

by moozing July 5, 2004

Counter-Strike

A great online FPS game that has sadly been over-run by autistic 10 to 14 year olds who like to scream at you over the mic while their balls are waiting to drop. The only way to compete is be a great player or have gone to college for l337 5p34k. Many people bash it because they lack enough skill to play the game. They do this by whining that it's 'not realistic' enough (even though they'd suck at that too) as they take a hit off their inhailer. Servers are run like Nazi Germany by little kids who ban you when ever you blow their heads off while going "H4XX0|2 OMG WTF LOL! B4N TYM3 I R L337! DUN7 FUX W/ TH15!!!11" Also you are shot while trying to decipher coded messages that you soon find out were in fact, not coded messages, but a remedial bastard trying to inform you of an enemy's position. "enmee een phents go ruuf!!!" or "hee at hoistse!" "I hve smlal dkic"

A good game that many people bash, but it is still fun and enjoyable once you find a nice server that does not have a ton of retards in it.

by G BARNEY BITCH! June 21, 2004