Coronologist

Coronologist: psychologists who only treat Covidcrazy patients through telemedicine.

I have an appointment with my Coronologist at 3pm they really help me, but I'm having a hard time understanding the telemedicine part.

I was feeling suicidal so I called my Coronologist, now I feel a little better.

by ghostdog72 March 29, 2020

CoroNO Virus

When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.

This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!

My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

coronoia

the feeling of impending doom when you wake up in the middle of the night with a sore throat and know the time has come for you to be a pandemic statistic.

I woke up at 2:00am feeling the coronoia as I reached for my throat, sore and nose runny forgetting all the while I had seasonal allergies.

by Dokta J May 8, 2020

Coronoid

A person who is in a constant state of fear, paranoia, panic and stress over something that realisticly should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier!

All these silly damn surgical mask wearing Coronoids shopping at Walmart today are giving severe anxiety!

by The Covid Show Uncensored May 22, 2020

corboner

the erotic sensation you get when interacting with a sexually appealing person after 2 months of corona-lockdown

Oye mate! Karen just bent over and I instantly got a corboner!

by Schorsch May 28, 2020

Cocobon

An adult who is slow, a bit awkward and is disrespectful towards teenagers and kids

Jakes mom is a Cocobon! She didn’t say hi to me when I said hi to her

by Quan Lurbens II August 25, 2021

cornboard

whatever youd like it to be

“you are such a f***ing cornboard.”

“shes a cornboard” -aka shes a great person

by d0d0d0d0d0d0d0 February 13, 2022