corner

place where one masturbates excessively.

dude, i gotta get over to this corner so bad, that gurl is fukn hot as hell.

by Aslan2486 December 15, 2009

cornering

What an obses conservative female blogger does with a fellow obese male blogger's penis to celebrate an off year election win by a few conservative candidates.

Kathryn:

I'm just trying to suck Jonah into election-night Cornering.

Jonah: I'd love to, but I've already cornered myself to pictues of Chris Christie's teddy bear splendor

by Erick Erickson November 4, 2009

cornered

To bump/crash into a corner; somehow hurt yourself with the edge of furniture (usually).

P1: OWWW!!
P2: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Pi: I just cornered myself! x.x

by Amrita R. March 12, 2006

corners

the white frothy stuff that accumulates in the corners of your mouth when you are trashed...

froth corners

by frarnie November 20, 2009

corner

where my bitches are at

my bitches be at the corner

by wheredemhos@ February 6, 2010

corner

used in the popular phrase of fellow brethren knights in which you send a person into the "corner" for making a wicked bad joke. The jesture for this action is pointing at the person with the crappy joke and then pointing to your left or right. Also for short "mad corns"

wow huie, that was the unfunniest joke of all time, get in the corner.

by poopsmagee July 23, 2008

corner

The place where little jack horner sat.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
eating his pudding and pie...

by Da Docta September 22, 2003