Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.

Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"

by oneorzero February 18, 2008

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Cornell Notes

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

by calcfreak November 13, 2009

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cornell

the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.

"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."

by CARNAN November 19, 2006

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Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H October 25, 2007

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cornball

A cornball ass nigga is a nigga that does cornball shit. He says dumb shit, wears dumb shit, does dumb shit, looks like a dumb shit. He don’t got shit to offer except a little kernel family. Might even touch his feet then let ya smell his hands.

“THE MAN NAMED B-MAN was a small kernel in a big cornfield that grew into a cornball”

by Hatersgonnahate666 January 18, 2018

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