by donttrustzombies November 24, 2010
Get the cootarious mug.A term for the female reproductive organ, usually spoken by, or in the fashion of, an old Southern black man from the 80s. Pronunciation:kootah-pah-peh, emphasis on the -tah.
"Your cootapapy tastes so good. I must get the recipe to your cootapapy."
"Watch out fo dat cootapapy!"
"Sally Mae Jones shaved her cootapapy, and it was good."
"Watch out fo dat cootapapy!"
"Sally Mae Jones shaved her cootapapy, and it was good."
by Shitittay Sharon May 17, 2014
Get the cootapapy mug.Cootapappy: (Coot-A-Pappy) Another word for Vagina.
by NuggyV June 6, 2018
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The unwelcoming, unpleasantly rank, and to never be forgotten smell of a women's seemingly dying vaginal region; to be compared to a sea of rotting fish corpse.
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Scene: Student best friends practicing for massage therapy at their school clinic- separated by nothing more than hanging drapes*-
Girl 1: *COUGH COUGH GAAAG*
"Excuse me for a moment please."
*Slides open drape and closes exiting on other side*
Girl 2: *Hears girl 1 and exits her own draped area, telling her client she needs more lotion: to find her friend taking gasps of air as quietly as possible- face red as a tomato*
Girl 2: *Whispers* "Dude wtf is wrong with you??"
*Before she could get her answer she smells it...*
Girl 1: *Trying to gracefully gain her composure- Nods toward her booth*-
"Dude that is some serious cootastank"
*gagging through the end of the word as if she was actually calling it "Cootastaaank"
-Neither able at that point to hold their composure the final 45 min duration of their massages.
Girl 1: *COUGH COUGH GAAAG*
"Excuse me for a moment please."
*Slides open drape and closes exiting on other side*
Girl 2: *Hears girl 1 and exits her own draped area, telling her client she needs more lotion: to find her friend taking gasps of air as quietly as possible- face red as a tomato*
Girl 2: *Whispers* "Dude wtf is wrong with you??"
*Before she could get her answer she smells it...*
Girl 1: *Trying to gracefully gain her composure- Nods toward her booth*-
"Dude that is some serious cootastank"
*gagging through the end of the word as if she was actually calling it "Cootastaaank"
-Neither able at that point to hold their composure the final 45 min duration of their massages.
by Witty-Rose🌹 August 13, 2021
Get the Cootastank mug.When you cook, and you suddenly shart. After you shit your pants, you are so embarrassed that you take the pile of shit and dump it in the cooking. This form of action defines the magical word "cookaka"
by Hotdog_Rider April 25, 2022
Get the cookaka mug.A women, generally dressed in a short skirt or dress, lacking panties who enjoys dancing on a chair, podium or table and really gets low to bear her forbidden fruits for all to enjoy.
by anonymous April 9, 2023
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