Coast Guard

A sea-based branch of the United States military that is jointly operated by the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security. During times of war, they assist the Navy. During times of peace, their general duties include: border patrol, immigration control, environmental protection, search and rescue, and stopping drug trafficking into the Untied States.

Ensign Jones was part of the U.S. Coast Guard.

by Nicolai April 10, 2004

Chosty

A word developed in a town called Doncaster in Northern England meaning "big".
Originates from the word "chost" meaning marijuana.
e.g. "We need to score some chost".

"Make a chosty biff"
"That's the chostiest girl I've ever seen"
"...Then this chosty bouncer walked up and booted me out of the club"

by Sl!P October 3, 2012

coast guard

The smallest of the five branches of the U.S. military. They are under-funded and under-appreciated, but they are vital to national security. They conduct search & rescue, counterterrorism, customs & immigration enforcement, and environmental law compliance tasks.

The U.S. Coast Guard doesn't get the publicity or credit they deserve.

by J-rad March 15, 2007

Coastly

1. A maritime mindset or perspective.
2. A tranquil state of mind when one is near the sea; the region adjoining it.
3. The state of one's ideas, when on the land next to the sea; seashore.

"I'm feeling quite coastly today."
"I had some coastly ideas by the bay today."

by Bksweeting May 14, 2023

butt coaster

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.

"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.

by PoorDavid October 13, 2013

Chanel West Coast

A blonde chick with a weird laugh.

Guy 1: Why is Chanel West Coast laughing like that?
Guy 2: Beats me, bro.

by Plipplop August 17, 2020

East Coast Grand Slam

1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.

Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...

by YOUR FRIEND TRIN <3 February 20, 2015