Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.
Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"
by sparky347 July 24, 2011
Get the Cookie Monster mug.

Cookie Monster

"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."

"What? How do you know?"

"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"
by bfunk_brian April 06, 2009
Get the Cookie Monster mug.

cookie monster

a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine
Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.
by J. N. Ayash December 19, 2005
Get the cookie monster mug.

Cookie Monster

When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth
Bro I went to Haley's house and did a fat cookie monster
by Bro. Haley's is lit January 13, 2021
Get the Cookie Monster mug.

cookie-monster

on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.
That slut was such a cookie-monster.
by Angelo D'mysterioso July 16, 2008
Get the cookie-monster mug.

The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"
by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 February 07, 2012
Get the The Cookie Monster mug.

Cookie Monster

Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"
Rusty turned that girl into the "Cookie Monster"
by WebbR6 December 18, 2009
Get the Cookie Monster mug.