Cook Pu

C´mon, the name tells you what you want to hear.

Used in HIMYM, is one of Ted´s student.

Cook Pu is used in HIMYM, is the REAL name of one of Ted Mosby´s students.

by MBabe. August 3, 2015

chicken cook

a black dude

yo dude you see that chicken cook over there hahaha

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself October 30, 2022

Cockdog

Vulgar slang term used to describe a particular breed of Dachshund, mainly chiweenies, though it can be applied to any breed of Dachshund in general.

"Yo, did you see DJ? That weiner dog is really effeminate."

"Oh, you mean the cockdog? Yeah, bro, he'd look really pretty in a prom dress."

by BUnknown1987 September 2, 2018

Cookage

The art of being unstoppable, brolic and ultimately cooking your opponent. Particularly a sport.

There's alot of cookage going on at that court over there.

by Warmachine1738 April 13, 2017

Cook Sourced

When someone steals something of yours, then expects you to thank them for it.

"But honestly Monica, the web is considered "public domain" and you should be happy we just didn't "lift" your whole article and put someone else's name on it! It happens a lot, clearly more than you are aware of... If you took offence and are unhappy, I am sorry, but you as a professional should know that the article we used written by you was in very bad need of editing, and is much better now than was originally. Now it will work well for your portfolio. For that reason, I have a bit of a difficult time with your requests for monetary gain... We put some time into rewrites, you should compensate me! I never charge young writers for advice or rewriting poorly written pieces, and have many who write for me... ALWAYS for free!" -- letter to blogger Monica Gaudio over the theft of her article from the thief

Monica... ya dun been cook sourced.

by the.real.captain.obvious November 5, 2010

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

CockDoxx

To post a picture to local social media accounts of a local teenager doing typical teenager stuff, like driving fast or making a lot of noise, in order to expose their behavior to their parents.

Most especially, CockDoxxing happens when people with too much time on their hands, like a Ladera Mom takes a picture of you and posts it to local Facebook groups for other moms to see and hopefully, inform your parents of the red light you ran or loud party you threw.

OMG, Katy's mom CockDoxx'd me on the neighborhood watch Facebook group and posted a picture of me in my mom's car blowing a red light, now I can't drive for a month.

by StepfordWife388 December 17, 2017