A person that flies into a pandemic zone for holiday with their children, barely is able to return and shares their harrowing experience on social media for hero points.
The world health organization declared Covid19 a pandemic on Wednesday but I'm still going to Europe anyway. Should be fine. No one will think I'm a covidiot.
by Theideais March 21, 2020
Get the Covidiot mug.Someone who behaves idiotically in relation to COVID-19. Will behave excessively, counter productively and contradictorily. Lacks common sense. Prone to hysteria. May power trip. Disproportionately unable to mind their own business. Believes all officials and everything heard on TV.
Wears mask AT ALL TIMES, even in shower. Accosts people alone outside, screams in their face for not wearing mask while themselves wearing ill fitting and inadequate mask.
Insists children which are already immune take the vaccine and natural immunity is conspiracy theory despite vaccines working by triggering natural immunity. Correctly asserts the virus is not like HIV which circumvents the immune system but treats it like it does.
Marvels how much of the human genome comes from retroviruses after hearing in a science program. Moments later on topic of the vaccine declares not only extremely unlikely for the RNA to end up in any of your DNA but completely impossible.
Constantly references "The Science" (tm) as a superior authority even when taking face to face with real scientists. Thinks Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Doesn't know IFR from CFR or the difference between SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. Anything they didn't think of, haven't heard of, don't like, isn't what they are saying or don't know about is a conspiracy theory. Doesn't know statistics or mathematics yet perpetually cites random figures they can't even count to.
Someone who thinks they're clever. They're not.
Wears mask AT ALL TIMES, even in shower. Accosts people alone outside, screams in their face for not wearing mask while themselves wearing ill fitting and inadequate mask.
Insists children which are already immune take the vaccine and natural immunity is conspiracy theory despite vaccines working by triggering natural immunity. Correctly asserts the virus is not like HIV which circumvents the immune system but treats it like it does.
Marvels how much of the human genome comes from retroviruses after hearing in a science program. Moments later on topic of the vaccine declares not only extremely unlikely for the RNA to end up in any of your DNA but completely impossible.
Constantly references "The Science" (tm) as a superior authority even when taking face to face with real scientists. Thinks Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Doesn't know IFR from CFR or the difference between SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. Anything they didn't think of, haven't heard of, don't like, isn't what they are saying or don't know about is a conspiracy theory. Doesn't know statistics or mathematics yet perpetually cites random figures they can't even count to.
Someone who thinks they're clever. They're not.
Dave: Don't invite Karen to the meeting, she's a covidiot.
Steve: You mean she'll call the police when she sees there's two of us?
Dave: Yes.
Dave: Did you hear what Karen did yesterday?
Steve: No, what did she do this time?
Dave: She found some guy on Facebook who said that Ivermectin saved his life.
Dave: She then viciously attacked him for taking horse medicine.
Dave: She posted his profile on hers and got all of her friends to mass report him.
Dave: He was then banned from Facebook for violating their public health policy.
Steve: That's a bit much.
Dave: It gets worse. Turns out he was from the tropics and caught a parasite.
Dave: He was black as well.
Steve: What a Karen...
Dave: ...and a covidiot to boot!
Steve: You mean she'll call the police when she sees there's two of us?
Dave: Yes.
Dave: Did you hear what Karen did yesterday?
Steve: No, what did she do this time?
Dave: She found some guy on Facebook who said that Ivermectin saved his life.
Dave: She then viciously attacked him for taking horse medicine.
Dave: She posted his profile on hers and got all of her friends to mass report him.
Dave: He was then banned from Facebook for violating their public health policy.
Steve: That's a bit much.
Dave: It gets worse. Turns out he was from the tropics and caught a parasite.
Dave: He was black as well.
Steve: What a Karen...
Dave: ...and a covidiot to boot!
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The impact of Covid-19 creating a negative mental awareness of grumpiness, irratibility and irrational actions. People not helping each other or being kind therefore you have Coviditus conditions.
The delivery man had a bad case of Coviditus he refused to help unpack the items from my baskets and was extremely irritated.
The man refused to wear a mask and became extremely aggressive when asked to, he obviously had Coviditus!
The man refused to wear a mask and became extremely aggressive when asked to, he obviously had Coviditus!
by AffordableAnge October 23, 2020
Get the Coviditus mug.Relating to the QAnon conspiracy and the Trump claim of fraudulent votes, people who believe all of the conspiracy theories related to Trump's presidency.
Can you believe the conspidiots that believe that the Four Seasons Total Landscaping was chosen because it across the street from a crematorium instead of just because Trump couldn't correct himself when the Four Seasons, Philadelphia wasn't available.
Can you believe the conspidiots that believe HRC and Ellen and Oprah and George Soros and Eric Schmidt are in charge of a child-trafficking cabal that removes the faces of children and drinks their blood?
Can you believe the conspidiots that believe HRC and Ellen and Oprah and George Soros and Eric Schmidt are in charge of a child-trafficking cabal that removes the faces of children and drinks their blood?
by 72Handle November 12, 2020
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Hysterical mania, a side-effect of the “COVIDiodrome” signal, also provide the establishment's most potent method of population control.
by Angry Hobo May 19, 2021
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