convict-19

someone who knows coroana is a collective name for influenza,s common flew

caused by pathogens of plant and/or animal germs, and a refreshing kind of Mexican beer.
and is wrongfully convicted through the fear of self proclaimed hierarchical germo-fobes to go bankrupt , attract a real dis-ease , has to hide his/her face , is imprisoned in his/her own home , not allowed to visit a dying relative , watch dis information all day long , refuses to where masks and keep distance , stands up against corruption on government level , does not recognize him/herself as infectious or the cause of people dying in shock and awe , goes against the fear tactic narrative , but is of sound mind and health and hold no fear and understands memes/humor.
hey brother convict-19! doing time at home?
still got enough cold corona.s in the fridge?
that stuff is on sale everywhere!
where watching this rigged game at home looks like where headed in to overtime.
all convict-19 ,s are being played by the ref.
by R-Evolution-SoulJah November 12, 2020
mugGet the convict-19mug.

Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.
by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019
mugGet the Absolute convictmug.

conviction

Parth Awana has conviction about Shyamal
by MasterScary July 3, 2025
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Conviction

Often seen as the sexual kink of philosophies in the eyes of society (often used to describe to religion, politics, drugs, war, rock & roll, and rap), a conviction is the opposite of eviction, which is the physical (or psychological) exodus of self or ideas. Meaning, it is not a belief one can simply let go of, and the more honest people from every culture and background often die for it, or live long enough to speak against it! The one's that gain the most ground, are the one's that kill the least... at least, supposedly...
"Mormon's are *oh SO* convicted that they send their own adolescent descendants to become missionaries."

"According to Wikipedia, Rage Against the Machine band members often referred to themselves as 'Guilty Parties' for each album. If we were to take them at their word, they are aware of the weight of their convictions when they wrote their songs... that's why they chose to sing it instead of the alternative..."

"One great irony in science is it acknowledges it's limitations, and yet scientists defend it's despite being bound to the convictions of their own minds and bodies. Their convictions are just as strong as the religions they claim to hate, and the religions hate them back with equal hypocrisy."
by ShelShokSherlok March 11, 2024
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convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.
"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".
by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023
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What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
mugGet the Any pervious convictions?mug.

convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people
javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)
by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023
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