English Convict

Peoples of Caucasian descent originally from England, sent to exile to serve their sentences within the Asia Pacific region, the lowest form of life-form within a cast system

In Australia and New Zealand, there is a plethora of English Convicts residing amongst established dwellings and high-rise buildings.

by Convict hunter November 9, 2017

Convict Clean

When one washes themselves so vigorously as if they do not know when they will get a permission to bathe again.

Damn boy... You smell soooo good. You convict clean.

Stop scrubbing so hard. U tryna get that shit convict clean?

by Wilbrina624 January 14, 2022

Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 5, 2025

Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."

Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025

convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people

javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)

by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023