Walking Contradiction

Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction

Troy Birtell is the perfect example of a walking contradiction. End of story.

by Everyoneandanyone March 8, 2010

Contradicting

To Go Back On Ur Word.

Ur Actions Are Contradicting On Ur Words.

by AwesomeKia (: August 23, 2011

contradictionary

a dictionary which gives you only the opposites of the words you are looking for...

People used to laugh at me a lot when I first started learning English...It took me days to understand that I was looking up for the words in the contradictionary !!!

by OzanYurdakul July 28, 2007

contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.

That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!

by octopod November 9, 2003

Contradict

Someone who is retarded and agrees with insults towards onself.
An often at times insults oneself in front of large crowds of people.

Nick- "Quit doggin on Kobe"
Marco- "Im doggin on Kobe"

Juliana- "I hope your penis shrinks"
Marco- "If it gets any smaller it will disappear"
Juliana- "Dang foo you just contradicted yourself"

by Drum Master69 May 2, 2011

Contradict-the-implied

a form of putting words into someone's mouth by disagreeing with what you think another has suggested rather than what they've actually said, usually in a very exaggerated way

"Can you take me to the mall real quick, Jen?" asked Ron. "I'm not your slave here to serve you," said Jen. "Oh brother! Another contradict-the-implied statement. I never said that."

Wendy's made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: "Can I have a couple bucks for a new video game." "Money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man."

George's contradict-the-implied statement really pissed me off. After I asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, "I'm not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, Cindy."

"Want to hang out today?" I asked Ron. "I do too have a job and a life," he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.

"I'm not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room," said Andy when I asked if he would rub my feet. "Quit making contradict-the-implied statements. I never said that."

by sdfsdgfg August 1, 2008

Contraring

to oppose something

From the television show parks and recreation, said by Louis c.k.

I just said one thing, and you're contraring me.

by MSUKING24 July 14, 2017