sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008

Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus April 10, 2011

consume the child

~ government

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

consider

to think about, to question.

he had to consider this offer before accepting it or turning it down.

by 105yellows. November 29, 2017

Consume

to eat correctly

“Consume”

by shrugslummer October 28, 2018

consumatron

A mindless consumer of commercial goods and services and mainstream media. Someone who believes status derives from the stuff he or she owns.

Look at those consumatrons lined up to see Transformers 2.

by Mama Darla November 10, 2009