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congress 

As a verb: to deny, deny, deny.
You're the one who broke the window? If someone asks you, just go congress on that.
congress by Jon Ungaro September 15, 2006

Congress 

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me
Congress by Dave November 3, 2004

congress 

The coolest shit ever, or meaning that your about to kick someones ass.
That is fucking congress ass, or i am about to go congress on that mother fucker
congress by Michael Strealing Dick September 23, 2008

Congress 

A school full of ghetto hood rats,Girls wit multiple niggas Niggas wit multiple bitches everybody just dating people and they cousins
Congress is ghetto asf
Congress by Congress #1 April 22, 2019

Congress 

a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that don’t make sense to most people
person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups don’t ever know what we want

person 2: damn Congress!

Congress 

Noun; a meeting of three or more apes.
Harambe could have fought back if his Congress was with him.
Congress by Raylord666 May 25, 2022