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The Leaky Air Conditioner

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.
I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve
by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007
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conditional friend

Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.
When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.
by jacknjill December 18, 2003
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Terms and Conditions

A long body of text which no one reads. “I have read the terms and conditions” is also the most said lie known to man. Because of this, companies sometimes take advantage of the fact that no one reads the terms and conditions.
Hmm, Copyright.......... No reproduction......... YES I GET IT I ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS I DON’T CARE, NOW LET ME POST STUFF NOW!
by Terms and Conditions. September 9, 2019
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shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
by glyz December 11, 2022
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Condifent

(adj) Arrogant, yet stupid.

Noun version - condifence
Michele Bachmann displays a high level of condifence.

Law school gunners are typically very condifent individuals.
by icemonk April 19, 2011
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Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.
Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.
by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019
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The Conduit

"The Conduit" is a Wii exclusive first-person-shooter. It is developed by High Voltage Software and was released Spring of 2009. It boasts a unique graphics engine and 16-player online, utilizing the Wii Speak peripheral. It has won numerous awards like IGN's "Best Graphics Technology".
Gamer 1: "Dude, lets go play the Conduit"
Gamer 2: "Yeah, its supposed to be better than Halo.
by Further Intel January 26, 2009
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