Consumermas

The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.

How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.

by iv_chosen1 February 25, 2009

Consummate Liar

Your ability is top drawer--rarely does anyone lie as CONVINCINGLY or as ARTISTICALLY as you do. Your skill has, in short, reached the zenith of perfection. Indeed, your mastery of the art is so GREAT that your LYING is ALMOST ALWAYS crowned with success--and you have no trouble seducing an unwary listener into BELIEVING that you are telling gospel truth..(Reference: by Norman Lewis, Word Power Made Easy)

Dee-dee is such a Consummate Liar, she made us believe that she was Arthur's long time girlfriend.

by ~sweet_vengeance~ January 13, 2010

consumerism

Buying stuff we don't need and killing the Earth's resources.

It's wonderful that our economy is based on consumerism.

by Haemoglobbin December 18, 2012

Consult Professor Hans Jerkov

To wank

When I'm got getting any, I consult Professor Hans Jerkov

by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010

consulting

The act of telling your client you know how to "grab the low hanging fruit" or that task "is like trying to rearrange the deck furniture on the Titanic." One then charges a ton of money to the client for something that could have easily been done by a trained monkey. This scam continues to the next client once the original realizes they can do the same work for much cheaper.

I was going to work for a large bank, but then I realized I could do easier work and make more money consulting for the banks, by using meaningless phrases executives love to hear.

by spivtron August 6, 2012

Consumer

Derogatory term used to describe the buying public, or purchaser of a product. Use of the word is prolific in the business world, quickly replacing the more respectful term, "customer".

1. "Consumer spending is up 51%!"
2. "Demand for Product X has consumers mobbing stores."

by edifice May 26, 2006

Consumption Vortex

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.

god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex

by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021