Competional

One who is highly competitive and confrontational.

Derek is competional when it comes to winning games.

by Nigfish September 24, 2011

Couch Companion

Someone of the opposite sex, male or female, often an intimate friend, with whom one engages in make-out type activity (often while watching a movie), or even actual sex, but where said activity is limited to the couch and is not reflective of the overall relationship.

Sue: "Mary, is that your boyfriend over there?"
Mary: "Naw, he's just a Couch Companion..."

by Anthrage June 29, 2011

choice and competition

Knowing that Americans believe in free market capitalism, regulated by "choice and competition", the Obama administration uses these poll tested words to refer to their government run health care plan in order to distort the fact that the government can print it's own money, an ability that puts private insurers at a significant handicap if in "competition" with Uncle Sam. A fact that will drive all but the richest people out of the private system and into what the Obama administration really wants; total government control.

I sure love the beer barn for drinkin' beer and playin' pool, but it'd sure help "choice and competition" if the federal government came and setup a "Fed Barn" next door that sells beers for 5 cents a pop after it takes the other 3 dollars out of my paycheck regardless of what bar I go to.

by default013 September 30, 2009

Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009

band competitions

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.

Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"

by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013

Male companionship

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.

Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"

by krohnson November 30, 2017

Compilation

1. Usually a series of small or short clips put together into one video. Some people may borrow these clips from YouTube or other video streaming sites.

Video: Ultimate Fails Compilation

Bob: Hey dude I'm making an Ultimate Fails Compilation video
John: Sweet! You could use Rob when he slipped and fell on his head.
Bob: Cool! I'll include it along with some other videos from YouTube.

by Zigzagzap February 27, 2010