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Commutatio Maneuver

A tactical approach to taking down multiple opponents, that involves one ally taking down another ally's opponent so as to avoid suspicion, increase efficiency or reduce error due to any emotional feelings that may be present.
Person 1: Michael, Franklin and Trevor taking out each other's enemies was so freaking cool, i wonder if there's any official term for it.
Person 2: There is! It's called the commutatio maneuver.
by imnotdoingthisagain January 15, 2023
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commentard

A person posting in an online forum in a way which is stupid, for example by exposing himself or herself to disciplinary or legal action by making offensive or libeleous comments.

Typically the commentard will try to be anonymous but reveal himself through logged IP adresses that resolve back to his employer or by otherwise inadvertently giving out identifying information.
''A commentard using the handle Scrutineer tore into research that demonstrated how it might be possible to make a PIN authorised transaction'' - The Register

''Colorado man faces jail for being a commentard'' - J.P. Weichel - Gawker
by Morthandeus February 24, 2010
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commuterection

The uncontrollable erections caused by the swaying of the subway, often ending in embarassing stares from fellow commuters.
I was leaning against the door, and it gave me a massive commuterection
by precid June 21, 2005
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commutator

Dude #1: "You should collect food for the poor."

Dude #2: "Fuck you, you fucking commutator!"
by naraic April 11, 2008
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commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
by Dietrich September 3, 2007
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commuter gang

Gangs that have been displaced because of gentrification but still return to their old neighborhoods for gangly activities.
"I thought that KDY's territory was bought by developers?"
"Now they're a commuter gang, they come in from PG
by thedofc December 1, 2010
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computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac
This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.
by arris January 27, 2008
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