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pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.
“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”
by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019
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To not speak, to keep to yourself.
You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!
by CFGS December 18, 2010
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YouTube Comments

There are 4 types of YouTube comments:

1. Short, 1 to 3 syllable comments. These are usually positive, but are still retarded.

2. Advertisements of any kind. Usually for crappy porn sites, or for other YouTube channels.

3. Negative criticism. While this isn't usually a bad thing, the highest level of criticism on YouTube consists of insulting someone else's sexuality

4. The insane, rambling argument. These are most common on religious and political videos, and always against the ideologies espoused in the video. Often it starts out somewhat sane, but quickly declines into runon sentences about government mandated brain control.
Types of YouTube comments:

1. i like it.

2. That is awesome check out my vidz: ht t p : / / ww w. y o utu b e.co m/ ineedtodie

3. dat vid suked ur gay u faget i suk off ur mom every nite

4. if the govnrenment didnt do 911 how com it happend on 911 it was a plan orcastrated by the us wiht help of new world order organization ho put fluorine in water 2 kil kidz mercury injections chemtrails evil jewish space aliens jfk moon landing was actually venus glucose is lethal RISE UP VOET 4 RON PAUL
by youtubesucks May 25, 2008
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YouTube Comments

An unholy cesspool of poor grammar, misogyny, and trolling that has never been seen before. One of the main reasons of the term, "I've lost faith in humanity." Don't enter this place unprepared, lest you lose your sanity. Made even worse by the fact that there is a reply AND a comment ratings system, meaning those who actually bring something intelligent to talk about will be be berated for their opinion. Never has such a display of illiteracy and stupidity been given such a public promotion.
An example of the YouTube comments section:

IGN:
Omg Xbox sucs so much, ps4 is gooder than xbox, xbox players sucs

NBA:
Lebrick James sucks so much he the worst player ever floper crybaby

Any video about religion:
Omg Jesus is so fake anyone that believe in jesus is dum
by Boominthunder12 June 6, 2015
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commercial rape

when your your watching tv and there is so many commercials that you forget what you are watching.
The other day when I was watching Family Guy, I got commercial raped and I had no clue what I was watching!
by commmercialrape September 17, 2011
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Come get your grape juice

An exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.
Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!
by Snurfel December 3, 2014
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YouTube Comments

Where one wrong move will have a bunch of weirdos death threatening you. Usually after someone has gone mad from someone else. There's only one rule in the comments.

DON'T STATE YOUR OPINION.
A: OMG, K-Pop is the best thing ever! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
B: No it sucks and they can't sing
A: STFU YOU UGLY ASS N*GGA! I BET YOU CAN'T SING EITHER AND YOU'LL ROT IN HELL LIKE YOUR PARENTS WANTED, FAGGOT!
C: Calm the fuck down and drink some holy water JESUS CHRIST!
A: YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN BASTARD!

Meanwhile, D is eating popcorn and laughing hysterically at the YouTube Comments he just witnessed, until eventually realizing what has happened to society.
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