come come paradise

some questionable material kakashi reads in naruto and naruto shippuden, written by jiraiya aka. ero sennin

naruto: sakura-chan! sakura-chan! have you seen kakashi sensei???
sakura: he's probably reading come come paradise
naruto: he's reading ero sennin's r-rated porn book... how surprising
sasuke: he's late again
*kakashi appears*
kakashi: sorry... i guided someone to the hokages's office, he was lost-
naruto, sakura, sasuke: ...
naruto, sakura, sasuke: KAKASHI SENSEI
kakashi: heh heh heh

by superiorlesbian August 20, 2019

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Coming In

When everyone thinks you're gay so you have to announce that you're actually straight.

Dude 1: Bro, I like acting, cooking, and Taylor Swift, so I had to come in to my family today!

Dude 2: Nice! Did you have a coming in party?

by Gazzy with a g March 14, 2017

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come baby come

Good old school song expressing the good old way of getting some. mmmm mmmm bitch!!!!!

Come baby come is da shit!

by fuckitall June 06, 2006

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come in peace or come to pieces

This is a biker saying indicating that one who has malice will be harmed.

Ok, any other club entering the bar will come in peace or come to pieces!

by I, Wreckerrr November 25, 2016

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Come in Handy

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.

Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.

by AKACroatalin February 01, 2016

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