A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011
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by BradWheat December 14, 2008
Get the comcastic mug.Strongbad's computer. Once a spectacle of graphics and sound, but now it is but a broken box with a hole in it.
"It's in a better place now...or rather, it's in the same place, with a big hole in it." -Bubs, after fixing the compy's virus with a shotgun.
by Simkin November 21, 2004
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by Desq March 31, 2014
Get the Comfy mug.- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.
-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.
-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.
-leading cause of homocide.
-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.
-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.
-leading cause of homocide.
bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.
by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010
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We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.
by g.sus June 11, 2006
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COMC Avid gamer for 20 years. Here's my collection and my game loft. Happy to give you thoughts about any game in my collection!
by Fusion89k August 26, 2013
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