Colten

He doesent give a fuck about anything or anyone just ask him

Colten doesnt give a shit

by Logjig November 1, 2019

colten

that one kid with a rolling backpack in elementary, that one kid who didn't eat the crust on his sandwich, that one kid who watched logan and jake paul, that one kid who only eats the bran out of lucky charms

colten is a fuckin idiot

by totally not reaperandthebois September 12, 2021

colten

some one who gets bullied a lot and bullies are attacked to.

he is so colten.

by thebae666 March 18, 2019

Colten

He is hella hot, totally not me......... He packs

zaddy: Colten is so fine

by zazamaster300 January 25, 2023

Colten W. Parker

A YouTuber named Colten W. Parker with a Goal to 1000 Subscribers

Hay do you know Colten W. Parker?

by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023

Colten

Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.

Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp

by Theslay August 24, 2023

Coltening

The act of repeating a stupid phrase or sound from a meme when someone asks you why you are doing something stupid.

Dude, I was talking to Ean and when I asked him why he wasn’t online yesterday he just said “BRUH” and didn’t answer my question. He was fucking Coltening.

by RosaParksBarber July 27, 2022