Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

by Elmer January 22, 2005

Collin Brientnall

The hottest man alive. Comedy from the gods. The only reason to have tiktok. King.

Friend 1: Who is Collinb963?

Friend 2: Duh! He is the king of tiktok Collin Brientnall

by collinstoe May 31, 2020

Collette

Collette is a let loose, but be careful kind of girl. She will take a risk, but stop if she knows something is wrong. Collette is a great example of beauty, and grace. Her smile can light up a room, her fashion is stunning, and you know she has those curves. Collette will listen to you, through the bad and the worse, and she would never judge you. She's there when you need her, and she won't leave your side until she knows everything is alright. She's a book worm, and is extremely smart. She is a great S.O, who will take care of you, and love you unconditionally, but she is also a great friend. If you meet a Collette, never let her go, she is pretty sensitive.

Guy 1: Dang, I've been dreaming about Collette all day!

Guy 2: Me too, bro!

by AKA:thetruth May 2, 2021

Discarnate coalition

Anal raping

Cybele walked into the gay bar and got discarnate coalitioned

by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018

collie man

Weed dealer. No schwag all dank sensimilla

Hey mister collie man you best not come round here unless you got me sensi herb.

by Big Country August 15, 2006

collinsed

To be decisively proved wrong after making an unsupported statement, or to be owned in a more general sense.

Similar to owned and sonned.

"Yeah, she tried to argue with the professor, but he's an expert and she got straight collinsed."

Person 1: Ahh, I'm not worried, you can't hit the last cup
Person 2 (after hitting the last cup): Collinsed!

by prince reader May 25, 2009

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Kavanaugh thought he'd order a whiskey for himself, and a Susan Collins for his new mistress.

by TibLard October 6, 2018