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college board

A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.
College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.
by kakakakakqueen October 23, 2005
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College

The place that will fuck you in the asshole with student debt.
Person 1: Hey Bruh I'm gonna go to College.

Person 2: Have fun getting fucked by student debt!
by Ese Loco Ghost November 14, 2016
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college six pack

Noun: A miscellaneous assortment of beers collected from a previous night or nights combined to create a unique, one-of-a-kind six pack.
Troy: Yooooooo! I found two Dos Equis, a natty, a keystone and two Stellas in the fridge for tonight.

Chad: That's #dope bruh, come through with that college six pack.
by arizonastillsucks January 14, 2017
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princethorpe college

A school where you get detentions for wearing a coat on inside even thought its snowy. also the deputy head sets up a helpline text number but then bans mobile phones.
Princethorpe college, Little kid being bullied takes out his phone to text the helpline teacher comes across thats a detention jimmy but miss No buts jimmy
by Higham chav June 23, 2018
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Colleen Hoover

Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.

Also known as CoHo.
Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.
by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013
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Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023
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Susan Collins

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
by RogerBauman October 5, 2018
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