A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
by colgategoggles13 February 27, 2008
A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."
by John Mclane July 27, 2007
"Dude, I was on WickedCamChat last night and saw this fat colgate queen just going at it with an electric!"
by Reignisfalling April 16, 2010
Girl 1: "Where do you want to live next year?"
Girl 2: "Near Austin Colgate because all the sexy people live there."
Girl 2: "Near Austin Colgate because all the sexy people live there."
by asdkjhfd September 25, 2006
"He kissed me last night, right after he brushed his teeth. It tasted horrible"
"Minty eh? That's a colgate kiss for you"
"Minty eh? That's a colgate kiss for you"
by LayanaGuthrum February 8, 2006
Colgate University is home to kids like "Colgate Raiders" who spent 45 minutes writing and editing his UD entry which bashed schools that are better than Colgate and he clearly couldn't get into...he also has a baby penis and 3 friends.
by Ripper0309 July 14, 2008
When you kiss someone on the Colgate Unoiversity Campus, it usually leads to much more than a kiss, but eventually ends with a kiss.
How was your Colgate Kiss last night?
by Jamison Wallace February 10, 2006