colette

One who will try to date the person that you like, flaunting all body parts possible to get attention

Girl1: Why would you try to date him??
Girl2: What's wrong with me dating him??
Girl1: You know I like him, you're such a colette!!

by Charmaine Lovette June 21, 2008

Colette

She likes sniffing the insides of ovens in the poor Italian resteraunt doen the street. It doesn’t seem to weird that many people out though because she’s done it so many times. The chef even invites her in for her daily sniffs of what was cooking in the kitchen that day. Among sniffing weird things, she has warp sudden attraction for people named Daniel. In particular one who partakes in soccer and is extremely intelligent. Colette has a main name she goes by which is Bowlette Bim.

You’re such a Colette

by Harambe for prez September 27, 2018

Colette

Will report you to the FB manager. Interests are typically search parties and one star reviews, especially on obituaries of misknown acquaintances. Loves country music and her dogs Toby and Keith.

"Every Colette I've ever met was a total cunt."

by Kable Kronies April 23, 2019

ColtEtish

A dod playerz0r who owns McCloud and can blow loads one after another.

ColtEtish...
HEADmace...

by ColtEtish May 9, 2003

Colette Dougherty

A fine ass sexy woman who don't need no man

Hey look its Colette Dougherty the goddess

by babibambi October 9, 2013

Colette Bernard

The number one Lidl shopper that will rade the shop

I might turn into a Colette Bernard if I don't stop going Lidl

by Shane and ECKO August 29, 2016

coletin

Coletin is a complete goon. He isn't very good at spelling but that doesn't over power how attractive and kind he is. His smile will guaranteed 100% make you get warm, fuzzy, and nervous: especially his voice. He is a bit of a hypocrite (he might say he'll talk to you more but won't) but is absolutely hilarious. Don't give up on him, he is a great friend and possibly partner to have in your life.

everyone- omg is that coletin,?! **says that while drooling
me- oh yea, and he's mine
everyone- DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU
me- i know, that's my coletin

by ghandi of the goons June 24, 2019