Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018

correlation peasant

Those in the field of social sciences that focus on correlations rather than causation in their research. Typically reside outside the field of Economics.

You found a negative correlation between hospital use and health outcomes and concluded hospitals are bad for your health? What are you, a correlation peasant?

by Likes_Cats November 6, 2019

covlationship

A relationship that started during Covid that will not make it out of Covid.

Dude this girl is perfect for a covlationship.

by zubber December 16, 2020

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

Coopelation

To bale someone up (so they cannot move) and give them a full, literal, tounge lashing, all over the body. You must inflict as much pain as you can, using your tongue only.

My GOD! That chick's getting coopelated!

by Vic May 19, 2004

Copulationship

a sexual friendship. A friendship where sex is the basis for a friendship or a friendship that evolved from an purely physical encounter. friends with benefits

What began as a booty call, evolved into a satisfying copulationship among the circle of friends..

by Graciebaby March 2, 2009

Catelation

1) Taking pleasure in others misfortunes. Derived from the German word "Schadenfreude".

2) Catastrophic Joy.

3) To experience glee in catastrophic situations.

1) "I think I noticed some catelation in John's attitude at Gary's funeral."

2) "John had a catelacious reaction when I told him Gary's house went into foreclosure"

by jjmusicology December 31, 2009