Tuck and Cover

When you (male) have a hard on (boner) and you need to go walk somewhere where there are other people that could see this so called boner, so you tuck your weiner up under the the top of your pants to cover it; therefore tuck and cover.

Female: shit what are you going to to with your boner? we have to go talk to my parents!

Male: its all good i'll just tuck and cover and they wont see a thing.

by vagslayer October 21, 2009

Comer shit

When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.

Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!

by Big Dog Drake April 20, 2018

comer load

When a Guy has his Pants Sagging and from behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.

Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He has a Comer Load.

by Big Dog Drake November 9, 2017

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Duck and Cover

Original: Official 1951 United States civil defense film, Duck and Cover. Intended primarily for children, it portrays the act of ducking and covering by the character Bert the Turtle. The concept of "duck and cover" is a method of personal protection against the effects of a nuclear explosion whereby persons near the would-be affected area would drop to the ground in a prone position or seek shelter and protection under such objects as desks or other pieces of furniture, or in structures such as buildings or fallout shelters.

Slang: To be evasive or deceptive in one's behavior.

As the police continued to question the suspect about the events leading up to the crime, it was clear he knew more than he was telling. He immediately went duck and cover and refused to cooperate.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 13, 2018

outkicked his coverage

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.

Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

by MB999 July 3, 2006

Back Door Cover

In sports betting, a back door cover occurs when the team you wagered on covers the spread in the last minutes of the game. Often times this happens when the actual game is a blow out, yet the spread or line of the game is still at play.

The Giants kicked a late field goal to give me a back door cover. They lost by 10, but covered the 12 point spread.

by Milt Deezy May 8, 2007